Track Name [FINAL 06] - Foam trucker hat

You’ve bounced it 12 times. You’ve labeled it FINAL, FINAL REAL, FINAL REAL REAL 02. Jeremy said it was mastered. You still hate the hi-hats.

This hat is for every producer who’s deep in the version spiral — EQing at 3am, labeling like a maniac, and still exporting “just one more version.”

Embroidered with a line-by-line descent into audio madness, this is peak studio goblin energy. Confuse your friends. Impress no one. Get compliments from Ableton users.

This isn’t merch. This is a cry for help.

• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar

Size guide