The ultimate passive-aggressive accessory. Wear it behind the decks. Wear it in the crowd. Wear it while staring directly at the opener. THIS DJ SUCKS says the quiet part out loud—deadpan, legible, and weaponized for nightlife.
Built for booth gremlins and dance-floor critics alike, this hat does the heckling so you don’t have to. It’s equal parts comedy and crowd control: a punchline from across the room that somehow reads even better under strobe.
Why it hits
• Big, bold type that’s readable in a dark room
• Meme energy, zero explanation required
• Instantly sets the tone: petty, playful, unbothered
Details
• Curved bill, adjustable closure, one-size fit
• Comfortable, all-night wearability
• Embroidery/print designed to survive sweat, smoke, and side-eye
Use cases
• Your own set (power move)
• Someone else’s set (public service)
• Any night you’re feeling brutally honest
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
