Not all heroes wear lab coats — but this goblin does. The Surgical EQ dad hat is precision-engineered for the DJs who carve frequencies with the delicacy of a scalpel and the cold detachment of a 3AM booth goblin.
Whether you’re notching out mud or slicing hi-hats like you’re in Grey’s Anatomy: Bassline Edition, this hat says you’re not just mixing — you’re performing audio surgery.
Warning: May cause spontaneous head-nodding in patients.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
