There are two types of DJs: those who play crowd-pleasers with lyrics and those who actually care about the craft. This foam trucker hat makes it abundantly clear which side you’re on.
“I Will Not Play Anything With Lyrics” is more than a slogan — it’s a lifestyle. It’s a subtle reminder to the request-happy masses that your set isn’t a karaoke machine. Built with a breathable mesh back for peak “I’m above this” comfort and a structured foam front for maximum condescension, this hat announces your disdain for vocals before anyone even asks.
Features:
• Embroidered motto that saves you from small talk
• Foam front + mesh back = the uniform of a serious selector
• Snapback closure for the perfect fit (even over your ego)
• Curved bill to throw extra shade at the aux-cord crew
Wear it. Mean it. Remind everyone that kick, hat, snare > sing-alongs.
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• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
24 - 26 |
6 |
3 |
8 ⅝ |
| |
A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
D (cm) |
| One size |
61-66 |
15.2 |
7.6 |
21.8 |
